Sloth Advisor Apk

Sloth Advisor Apk

Latest version 1.3
05 Dec 2014

Older Versions

Apk Infos

Version1.3
Rating4.9/5, based on 27 votes
Size‎46.7 MB
Requires AndroidAndroid 4.0+ (Ice Cream Sandwich)
Author's NotesSloths make the best advisors. Now you can have your very own.

About Sloth Advisor APK

Sloth Advisor APK Download for Android
Sloth Advisor APK Download for Android

Description

WHY YOU NEED A SLOTH ADVISOR:
Have you ever faced a tough decision in life and not know what to do? Thankfully you can have your very own Sloth Advisor to guide you on life's journey. Why should you trust advice from a sloth? It's simple, these guys don't make hasty decisions. In fact they don't do anything quickly which makes them excellent advisors, weighing all possible options before taking a single action. Let Sloth Advisor tell you if you should go out tonight, order a pizza, or buy a new car. Sloths specialize in basic 'yes' or 'no' decisions, so don't get to complicated. Go ahead, ask your Sloth Advisor a question.


FEATURES:
- Nearly 20 sloths - some famous - some not. Regardless, they will give you solid advice
- Examples include King sloth, Spidey sloth, Queen sloth, Doc sloth, Kung fu sloth, plus many other popular sloths
- Sloths are randomly selected using sloth programming magic


USE SCENARIO:
You and your friends are deciding what to do on a Friday night. Sally wants to go to a movie and Jim Bob wants to go catch lightning bugs (Jim Bob is a weird guy - but everyone puts up with him because he has a car). Looks like it's time to use the Sloth Advisor. You whip it out... "Sloth Advisor, should we do what Sally want's to do?" hit the Sloth Answer button, wait a few seconds and boom! The Royal Queen Sloth's image appears stating "Royally. Yes." Looks like it's movie time!


DISCLAIMER:
Sloth Advisor is just for fun. Please don't sell your house, move to the other side of the world, or go fire walking just because a silly app says you should.

Latest updates

What's new in version 1.3

v1.1
New sloths:
-- Spock sloth
v1.2
New sloths:
-- Golf sloth
Non-answering sloths:
-- Sleeping sloth (ask later)
-- General sloth (no comment, ask later)
-- Magic sloth code - prevents 10 previous random sloths pics from repeating
v1.3
New Sloth:
-- Busy world domination sloth
Graphic updates:
-- Standardized picture sizes
-- Updated sloth art work

How to install Sloth Advisor APK on Android phone or tablet?

Download Sloth Advisor APK file from ApkClean, then follow these steps:

Update Phone Settings

  • Go to your phone Settings page
  • Tap Security or Applications (varies with device)
  • Check the Unknown Sources box
  • Confirm with OK

Go to Downloads

  • Open Downloads on your device by going to My Files or Files
  • Tap the APK file you downloaded (com.bubblerapps.helpersloth-v1.3-ApkClean.apk)
  • Tap Install when prompted, the APK file you downloaded will be installed on your device.

Older Versions

1.3 (7)46.7 MB

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User's Reivew

5 ★I love it!!!
5 ★Wonderfully pointless
5 ★An app is like an enormous clock. It only works if all the little cogs *mesh* together! Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated, and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. (chuckles) I'm being metaphorical, Bob. You know what I mean by cooperative cogs?"
5 ★My life is forever changed by the Sloth Advisor. I gave up on trusting Magic 8 Balls, dice, or even flipping a coin to decide my most significant life decisions. Luckily, I no longer worry about being an adult. I pull up the super friendly Sloth Advisor app and he instantly makes my decision for me. My favorite is Sloth Jong Un, even though he's a little mean-looking. Can't wait for Version 2!
5 ★I love this app! I used to only be able to get wholesome crazy advice from my Aunt. Now with Sloth Adviser, I can get the best yes /no problem-eviscerating advice I could ever dream of. Must have app of the year!
5 ★I now allow the sloth to make all my decisions!
5 ★IO AMO I BRADIPI 😍😍😍
5 ★Sloth is fave
5 ★This is awesome.