Pocket Alibi Apk

Pocket Alibi Apk

Latest version 1.4
29 Jan 2017

Older Versions

Apk Infos

Version1.4
Rating4.7/5, based on 23 votes
Size‎14.8 MB
Requires AndroidAndroid 2.3+ (Gingerbread)
Author's NotesThe ultimate soundboard to say just what you need to say when you need to say it

About Pocket Alibi APK

Pocket Alibi APK Download for Android
Pocket Alibi APK Download for Android

Description

Ever struggle for the right thing to say at a party?

Want to say whatever you want, wherever you want, without fear of getting in trouble? (Not a guarantee.)

Then this is the app for you! It's a portable soundtrack of denial that fits in your pocket!

It's a great icebreaker too!

--NO ADS!
--ALLOWS SAVING AS RINGTONES (see below.)
--Excellent when you take a vow of silence.

Over 200 great original sayings with great male and female voices and great recording quality. Arranged into 7 categories:
--Disclaimers
--Excuses
--Advice
--Fun
--Fun 2
--Libertarian Pickup Lines
--State Speech is Hate Speech.

Also has an About tab, and a 24/7 random Feed of the Freedom Feens ("Liberty provides excuses for everything")

Tell two friends and listen to the makers of this app, the Freedom Feens radio show.

To save as ringtones, directions with screenshots here: http://www.freedomfeens.com/blog/?p=7862

THIS APP VOICED BY THESE WORLD-CLASS VOICEOVER ARTISTS:
Michael W. Dean
DJ Dean
Ben Stone
Jeremy Henggeler
Lousander Feen
Randy England
Dianna Keiler
Chandler St. Pierre
Nick Hazelton
Steve Miller-Miller
Lisa DeLasho
M.K. Lords
Shane Radliff
Bradon X
James Weeks II
Jim Jesus

Latest updates

What's new in version 1.4

-Added many more lines
-Added more female lines
-Updated text on About tab
-Changed color scheme to work better in any light
-Improved some icons.
-Made logo text bolder.
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-Changed color scheme to work better in the dark.
-Improved wording on "About."
-Made logo text bolder.
-Added activity "All Our Apps."
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Alphabetized files in each section for quicker and easier access.
Added 18 audio files.
Added radio ad button and audio file.
Fixed 5 typos.

How to install Pocket Alibi APK on Android phone or tablet?

Download Pocket Alibi APK file from ApkClean, then follow these steps:

Update Phone Settings

  • Go to your phone Settings page
  • Tap Security or Applications (varies with device)
  • Check the Unknown Sources box
  • Confirm with OK

Go to Downloads

  • Open Downloads on your device by going to My Files or Files
  • Tap the APK file you downloaded (com.andromo.dev519296.app575029-v1.4-ApkClean.apk)
  • Tap Install when prompted, the APK file you downloaded will be installed on your device.

Older Versions

1.4 (16)14.8 MB

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User's Reivew

5 ★Just last week me and my wife got into a huge fight. We were having serious problems communicating. Then, this evening i downloaded this app and let it do the talking for me. Sure, it may be filled with mildly autistic people saying things I don't fully understand. But it worked! Needless to say, I endorse this app as the #1 marital aid in the world.
5 ★When you are giving somebody the silent treatment but still want to respond to something stupid they said... this is the app for you. Accept no substitute!
5 ★Tested out the Libertarian Pickup Lines section, and all I got was a bunch of fat asain dudes... Not sure if it's a bug or feature...
5 ★Around four years ago I entered a relationship with a woman who has two sons from her previous marriage. Since then I've struggled to communicate effectively with these boys (now ages 10 and 8). I've tried to be a good stepdad and always done my best to listen and guide them through these important formative years. But it's like we speak different languages! Until Pocket Alibi came along. Now at the touch of a button I *finally* get where they are coming from: I gave you two hours to tidy this room and you haven't done a thing! "I'm sorry I missed it, my yaks were giving birth" Which one of you dumped the Bugles snacks all over the couch? "It wasn't me" Why did you punch your brother? "I'm sorry sir, an older boy told me to do it" Who put the cat food into the goldfish aquarium? "The Russians did it" You left Lego all over the floor, ate all the cookies in the cupboard and have been playing video games all night. What do you have to say for yourself? "Well at least I didn't vote!" Thank you Pocket Alibi. You've saved the relationship with my step-kids.
5 ★Love it! Never again will I search for the right response to statist propaganda!! Really a great, well made app! Thank you Freedom Feens!
5 ★A bunch of people FeenSourced this, both the writing and the voicing and it's awesome. Thank you Freedom Feens community.
5 ★The only app you'll ever need for everything, uninstall everything else and just have this.
5 ★The sweet pick up lines alone, are with it!!! Great app
5 ★Best app available featuring the voice of the guy the stripped on CSPAN.
5 ★It will surely save my life someday.
5 ★Worms!
5 ★/. M.