Not a Guarantee - Lolberts Apk

Not a Guarantee - Lolberts Apk

Latest version 1.4
06 Feb 2017

Older Versions

Apk Infos

Version1.4
Rating4.5/5, based on 8 votes
Size‎6.6 MB
Requires AndroidAndroid 2.3+ (Gingerbread)
Author's NotesIF YOU HAVE THIS APP, YOU'LL WIN EVERY ARGUMENT! (Allegedly. Not a guarantee.)

About Not a Guarantee - Lolberts APK

Not a Guarantee - Lolberts APK Download for Android
Not a Guarantee - Lolberts APK Download for Android

Description

This app is great for when you need audio quick of someone just saying "Not a Guarantee!" Yup, it's got that!

It will help you in any argument!

But it's also got audio you can also access in a second of someone just saying "Allegedly...."

That will also help you in any argument. And maybe you should probably just put that on a loop as you walk around.

Think how many interactions and conversations this will improve! And it might make yourself less legally answerable for what you say. (Allegedly.) (Not a Guarantee.)

Oh, and since we're covered by the The BipCot NoGov license, which allows use and re-use by anyone except governments and government agents, there's no DRM or DMCAs. Yup, you can make these audio files your ring tones, for FREE!

Beastlick Internet Policy Commission Outreach Team in conjunction with the Freedom Feens radio show have hired world-class voiceover stars Jim Jesus and Michael W. Dean to produce this app. They spent 4 nights just recording these two words until they were perfect, in a high-end recording studio, while looking at a framed photo of Phil Spector.

The audio is just that darned good, people.

Oh, and there's also a button with a great podcast player dedicated to the excellent show "The Lolberts."

Latest updates

What's new in version 1.4

New "Lady Laugh Track"
Added new activity "Radio Ad for this Ap"
Added new activity "All apps."
Added new activity "Website"
Added better icon for app
Added better icon for "About"
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Went from "playlist" to "sound board."

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Older Versions

1.4 (10)6.6 MB

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User's Reivew

5 ★Don't listen unless Steve Miller-Miller is on.💦💦💦
5 ★Get captured in a mystical realm, away from time! The voice of Jim Jesus guides you through harsh reality, while reassuring you, that you are free from liability*. You'll feel like you've conquered the dankest, smelliest, depressingest, most titanic bog south of the Lolbertissippi River, full of giant dragonflies, right after dealing 70 royal flushes to an erotic toilet salesman on kratom. This app won't give superpowers, but occupying your ear, with the most pleasant auditory effects- is close, right? *NOT A GUARANTEE.
1 ★Within minutes of listening to the very first podcast, one of the hosts states that he is "kind of a fan of Crowder". Deleted.
5 ★Now I win EVERY argument! I love this app because it's like Aspirin: It does just one thing and does it well. This app simply tells people that what you say is NOT a promise. This has SO many uses. Oh, well, it actually does 3 things well (like Aspirin.) This app also tells people that what you say is ALLEGEDLY true, which helps protect you against slander allegations. (NOT A GUARANTEE!) Oh, and you can also listen to something called "the Lolberts." The "About" page seems to be a letter of recommendation. That's odd. But.....So even though Jim Jesus has a job he likes, you should get out there and hire Jim now! He'll vastly improve your company! (NOT A GUARANTEE!) (Disclaimer: I'm on the large team that made this app. ALLEGEDLY.)
5 ★Without Jim Jesus' magic Lolbert powers, I wouldn't be the man hamster I am today. Download. Listen. Become a man hamster! Not a guarantee.
5 ★I'll never need another app again!
5 ★Allegedly one of the greatest apps in the universe