Nothing Apk

Latest version 1.0.2

04 Feb 2023

Apk Infos

Version	1.0.2
Rating	3.7/5, based on 654 votes
Size‎	3.9 MB
Requires Android	Android 4.3+ (Jelly Bean)
Author's Notes	The first app that allows you to understand what’s wrong with a woman

About Nothing APK

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Application description
Latest updates
How to install Nothing APK?
Questions & Answers
Reviews from verified install users

Description

“Nothing” will allow you to solve the problem that since the dawn of time afflicts men around the world, translating for you the answer of a woman to the simple question "What’s wrong?".

Thanks to a database containing all the possible answers so far recorded since the birth of the first woman — and constantly updated — this application can dispense tips and interpretations about that “Nothing” abused by women.

Thanks to a rich list of types of woman, you can select the one that best suits your case in order to make the translation algorithm as accurate as possible.

By entering some parameters, such as voice, look and the number of daily nothing, you can also determine exactly what “Nothing” means in your specific case, and if you're in a correctable situation or you should disappear for a while.

This is a simple, humorous application; please do not be offended.

Latest updates

What's new in version 1.0.2

Bug fixes and translation improvements.

How to install Nothing APK on Android phone or tablet?

Download Nothing APK file from ApkClean, then follow these steps:

Update Phone Settings

Go to your phone Settings page
Tap Security or Applications (varies with device)
Check the Unknown Sources box
Confirm with OK

Go to Downloads

Open Downloads on your device by going to My Files or Files
Tap the APK file you downloaded (com.cornago.stefano.niente-v1.0.2-ApkClean.apk)
Tap Install when prompted, the APK file you downloaded will be installed on your device.

Older Versions

1.0.2 (1905181540)

3.9 MB

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User's Reivew

5 ★Thank you kind sir. Thanks to this app I went from a lonely and angry young man, tending memes on a farm far from civilized society all alone, to a successful and almost reborn human being. A credit to my society and those around me. With that I found love and the ability to understand what was previously, alien to me in companionship. I continued to use this app and now credit my six figure income, my loving wife and our two children wholly to this app.

3 ★I enjoy the concept in a sense but the grammatical errors are to the point where some of the jokes don't make sense. The randomization of responses isn't very good either. There should be more of a real time "what does it mean" rather than a random response generator. Definitely could use a lot of enhancements and corrections to fine tune the app.

1 ★Don't waste your time. There's nothing to the app. It's a sucky random passive aggressive statement generator, and the statements aren't even humorous. The dev's response to some of the poor reviews well reflects why this app is so horrible, which didn't help at all when deciding if I even wanted to give it a try. Hard pass on this and anything else this dev makes.

4 ★Novelty. Fun for a few hours for a quick chuckle but it end there. The scuffle in the reviews about sexist aren't really just in my eyes. Its all just a harmless joke app that does nothing to outwardly offend. If the type of humor isn't for you then no problem, no one laughs at every joke.

5 ★Extremely handy app. The grammatical errors genuinely make the answersbetter (funnier). The diverse range of women to choose from is alsoimpressive. It's pretty sexist, though, and you should avoid it if you canbe easily offended. Dont listen to the negative reviews, it's just thirdwave feminism

2 ★This app is a joke (literally). If it's misogynist or not is up to each oneto decide (if you are easily offended, one way or another, then just stayaway from this kind of app). My problem with it is not if it'sinappropriate or whatever, but simply because it's badly finished. Lots ofgrammatical errors and a very short repertoire of phrases make it a oneshot app. Not really worth the download, the jokes are barely 0k, notenough for an actual laugh.

1 ★This type of trash does not always come across as jokes. Many will mistake this as being real, which it clearly is not. The creator should be ashamed. I am deeply sorry that this type of trash has to exist on a stupid planet that is in a universe that is cold, dark, and unfriendly. Get over it and stop defending this as a "simple joke." Which to many, it is most definitely NOT. 👎

1 ★It's exactly what you'd expect from the description. Not only is it wildly offensive, it's ridiculously slow for an app that simply plucks a random sexist statement out of its database, and the grammar is awful. At least put some effort into your troglodytic bigotry next time.

1 ★This is obviously hateful and misogynistic. I was going to download one of your other apps, but saw that you made this and I will not download the other one, and will discourage friends from doing so as well.

1 ★Misogynistic and sexist. It is not a joke. This as a joke it is actually everything people from every nation are fighting to get rid off nowadays. If this app's phrases do not bother you, at the very least, then you should review your concepts. If you disagree, read high ratings comments and feel bad for these peoples's partners. Plus, it's English review is worse than mine.

5 ★It's funny, a bit repetitive, but really hilarious XD Grammar could be worked on and more diverse explanations of 'nothing' could be added, but the fact that you had the guts to put this in the app store is 5-stars from me. And the fact that your girlfriend helped you write this just adds icing to the cake! Hope you two have a wonderful relationship for years to come! :D

5 ★I am a woman and I see the humor in this app. People need to understand itis a joke. Its not what the Dev really thinks about women. But as for theDev watch out! You may attract more feminist. Hey wait you should add thatas a type of women xD

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