ARCANE BULLSHIT Apk

ARCANE BULLSHIT Apk

Latest version 1.4.1
03 Jul 2016

Older Versions

Apk Infos

Version1.4.1
Rating4.0/5, based on 17 votes
Size‎49.2 MB
Requires AndroidAndroid 2.3+ (Gingerbread)
Author's NotesArcane Bullshit is a powerfully weird fortune-telling app.

About ARCANE BULLSHIT APK

ARCANE BULLSHIT APK Download for Android
ARCANE BULLSHIT APK Download for Android

Description

Arcane Bullshit is a powerful fortune-telling system that makes unlocking the forbidden secrets of the shadowy future-scape safe*, easy**, and FUN† for everyone!!!‡

Just like your favourite Tarot, Lenormand, or Pokemon card decks, ARCANE BULLSHIT can help you to peer into the inky abyss of your own fate! Follow the simple step-by-step prompts to read the cards, and ARCANE BULLSHIT will answer all of your weirdest personal queries! Use the text describing each card to guide you as you decipher the hidden mysteries of the future, or use your own bullshit intuition and just make shit up! ARCANE BULLSHIT is guaranteed to illuminate your past, reveal your future, and waste your present!

BUT WAIT! If you love ARCANE BULLSHIT, why not purchase a physical deck?? Follow the BUY link in the app's ABOUT section to learn more!

*Use of Arcane Bullshit is not recommended for clerics, bishops, sapient dolls, anyone born before 1960, nieces, recent grads, cherubs, or non-virgins. Consult a physician immediately if you experience mind-rending hallucinations lasting longer than 6 hours, or your fingernails turn into soap.

**For best results, set up a wicker tent in your den, home office, or wherever dark and unspeakable rites are performed. Consecrate the tent with koala tears and vermouth. Kneel on a balsa rod for no more than 66 seconds. Do not attempt to use Arcane Bullshit without a level 36 ectoplasmic shield, and a 4" brass toad.

†Arcane Bullshit is an absolutely serious and horrifying conduit to forgotten realms of incomprehensible illumination. Enjoy responsibly under the supervision of a qualified shaman.

‡Arcane Bullshit is an incredibly grave and sophisticated divination system, steeped in potent and unfathomable meaning, and intended for the solemn contemplation of initiated disciples only. Ages 9 and up.

††Arcane Bullshit is not a substitute for bathing.

Latest updates

What's new in version 1.4.1

HOTFIX: Spelling mistake

How to install ARCANE BULLSHIT APK on Android phone or tablet?

Download ARCANE BULLSHIT APK file from ApkClean, then follow these steps:

Update Phone Settings

  • Go to your phone Settings page
  • Tap Security or Applications (varies with device)
  • Check the Unknown Sources box
  • Confirm with OK

Go to Downloads

  • Open Downloads on your device by going to My Files or Files
  • Tap the APK file you downloaded (com.Momot.ArcaneBullsit-v1.4.1-ApkClean.apk)
  • Tap Install when prompted, the APK file you downloaded will be installed on your device.

Older Versions

1.4.1 (2)49.2 MB

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User's Reivew

5 ★Just how this should have been made. Even with the open-interpretation expectation of the physical deck, the card descriptions are a welcome addition. ABS on the go is great.
3 ★How can I turn off the awful Woo Woo sound??
1 ★Does not specify whether to mix dry vermouth or sweet vermouth with the koala tears. 1 star.
5 ★Brilliant concept. The Art is fantastic. 5 stars.
5 ★Surreal and hilarious !!
5 ★Bullshit galore. It's like mud wrestling in Bullshit, but way better.
5 ★A really good app. Genius- perfect to satiate the screaming chaos beings inside our heads. 5/5 would melt into a shrieking void again
5 ★I haven't even used it yet and still, it is correct.